Hence, this apology post. If I had the artistic talent of a spastic spider monkey, I'd draw some sort of goofy stick-figure comic to keep you entertained. Unfortunately, I rank rather lower in the artistic echelons than that, so no original comic from me. You'll just have to content yourself with re-reading The Order of the Stick for now.
Wait... what? You say you've never read OOTS?
Foolish minions. Go! Go now! Read, and be entertained!
But come back tomorrow when we'll return to our regularly scheduled content, and see how Aeven stacks up to a random paladin of similar level.