One Night In Uldum

To the tune of "One Night In Bangkok"...

[ THE MINER ]

Uldum, Egyptian setting

And the Ramkahen don't know what the Ramkahen are getting

The creme de la creme of Azeroth in a

Crowd of heroes racing out to farm

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute

Since the nightly Kara runs with the chess room in it

All change -- don't you know that when you

Farm in Cataclysm it's no ordinary venue

It's Hyjal – or Vash'jir – or Deepholm – or – or this place!

[ GUILD ]

One night in Uldum, the minings outta sight

The nodes spawn quick, and the beasts roam free

You'll find tons of elementium laced with pyrite

And maybe some time for archaeology

I just know a rogue's sneaking up on me

[ THE MINER ]

One zone's very like another

When your head's down over your minimap, brother

[ GUILD ]

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity

To be farming up ore, instead of running the Lost City

[ THE MINER ]

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one insane, homicidal, crazed cat-man --

[ GUILD ]

Loot, epics, phat and sweet

Dodging pygmies and mining - man, that's not l33t!

[ THE MINER ]

Get ganked! You're talking to a miner

Stacks of ore -- there's nothing finer

I get my nodes above the ridge line, sunshine

[ GUILD ]

One night in Uldum leaves a miner loaded

Not much room left in the bags, you see

It's not like dungeons where you feel rail-roaded

I've left the PuGs and now I'm flying free

I can feel a rogue sneaking up on me

[ THE MINER ]

Auction house is gonna be the witness

To the ultimate test of financial fitness

Death grips from PuG DKs are less fun

Than fishing – or even archaeology

Like I want to play that game – fail PuG –

I don't see you guys making

The kind of gold I'm contemplating

I'd let you watch, I would invite you

But seeing me mine would not excite you

So you better go back to your Halls, your City, your /trade chat --

[ GUILD ]

One night in Uldum, the minings outta sight

The nodes spawn quick, and the beasts roam free

You'll find tons of elementium laced with pyrite

And maybe some time for archaeology

I just know a rogue's sneaking up on me

One night in Uldum leaves a miner loaded

Not much room left in the bags, you see

It's not like dungeons where you feel rail-roaded

I've left the PuGs and now I'm flying free

I can see a death night herbing next to me