Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wow. What happened?
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Fifty Levels
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
MMO Magic
- Strength: 119
- Agility: 50
- Stamina: 89
- Intellect: 57
- Spirit: 61
- Damage: 107 - 145
- Melee Speed: 2.20
- Melee Power: 389
- Melee Hit Rating: 5
- Melee Crit Chance: 7.52%
- Melee Expertise: 0
- Armor: 4448
- Defense: 244
- Dodge: 11.24%
- Parry: 9.96%
- Block: 4.96%
- Resilience: 0
- Spell Bonus Damage:0
- Spell Bonus Healing: 0
- Spell Hit Rating: 5
- Spell Crit Chance: 5.72%
- Spell Haste Rating: 0
- Mana Regen: 17
- Ranged Damage: N/A
- Ranged Speed: N/A
- Ranged Power: 64
- Ranged Hit Rating: 5
- Ranged Crit Chance: 5.16%
Monday, April 26, 2010
Gold, Guts, and Glory
Tanking in Cataclysm
Step 1: Go to the auction house.
Step 2: Buy 150-175 item level gear.
Step 3: Queue for random dungeons.
Step 4: Learn how to heal again. (Alternatively: pull out your hair.)
Friday, April 23, 2010
Screeching Halt
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Desolate
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Addon Review
And Now, For Something Completely Different
"You see, the four farthings brewing-moot is coming-," I miss the rest of his sentence because I can't hear him over the construction noise and the rhythmic thumping of me hitting my head against the bar. When I recover, he's asking me to get him some hops.
"Okay...," I say slowly, "So you want me to find a supplier and bring back some or...?"
"We use a special blend of hops. 'Frog Hops' we call it. It grows in the Marsh to the north."
"So basically you want me to invent agriculture for you?"
"What? No, I just want you to go and find some..."
"Yeah, see. That's your problem right there. If you're 'finding' crops, you're doing it wrong. A few thousand years ago somebody came up with the idea of planting stuff on purpose so you don't have to go wandering around in the wilds looking for what you need. I'm actually a farmer myself. Give me ten or twenty minutes and I'll grow you some."
Ponto gives me a dumbfounded look.
"The whole 'agriculture' idea seems to be working out pretty well so far," I assure him. "And it's guaranteed to be more effective than telling your customers about the horrible things you put in their drinks before asking them to fetch you more."
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Taxi! TAXI!
Brogg is grateful for your help, Aeven, and he will never forget what you have done for him. Brogg will never give up his quest to bring Stonemaul back where they belong.
"Hello, sir! Where can Azerothian Yellow Cab take you today?""Stormwind, please.""Sure! Love to! We'll get right on it! Have you ever been there before, sir?""No, this is my first trip, and man, I'm excited!""Oh. I see. Well, I'd appreciate it if you would do something for me then.""Sure - what's that?""Could you, you know, if it's not too much trouble, I mean... could you, um, run to Stormwind yourself, and then come back here? Then I'd be happy to take you there.""...""See, I can't just, you know, take you to Stormwind. Unless you already know how to get there. See?""...""It's got something to do with quantum, I'm told... Archmage Malin was saying...""WHAT THE BLOODY BLAZES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? IT'S RIGHT THERE! RIGHT OVER THAT MOUNTAIN! I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE IT FROM HERE! A BLIND SWOOP COULD FIND IT! STOP YER YAPPING AND GET ON THE BIRD AND FLY ME TO STORMWIND OR SO HELP ME...""Sorry! Union rules."
Super Sparkle Pony Powers, ACTIVATE!
Feeling Guildy
Monday, April 19, 2010
Greased Lightning
Sunday, April 18, 2010
A Study in Sleep
Friday, April 16, 2010
Oooooh, shiny...
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Thirty-nine? That and a gold will get you a respec.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Short Update
Sunday, April 11, 2010
As a noob tank myself...
Welcome to Early Middle Age
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Home Base Reset
Friday, April 9, 2010
Buglets
My Favorite (or not) Quest Chains
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
State of the Dwarf Address
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Light Leveling
Monday, April 5, 2010
Episode 14, In Which I Begin to Understand
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Fifty Eight Point Four
Assumptions Will Get You Dead
Remember to not die.
Don't assume that anyone else knows what they're doing.
Don't assume that you know what you're doing.